Jimmy Kimmel’s 4 funniest jokes from his big return

After a week of suspense, speculation, and affiliate drama, Jimmy Kimmel is officially back on his late-night show, and his return was nothing short of a spectacle.

The Emmy-winning host started his comeback with a monologue that swung effortlessly between sincerity and satire, showing fans (and critics) that he hasn’t lost his touch.

From the moment he stepped on stage, the energy was electric.

As one TV critic put it, Kimmel “rose to the occasion”, and given the headlines leading up to this night, that was no easy feat.

1. Disneyland, But Darker

Kimmel revealed that after his suspension, hosts from around the world reached out in solidarity, even one in Germany offering him a job.

“This country’s gotten so authoritarian, the Germans are telling me to come over,” he said. A risky line, but classic Kimmel, sharp enough to sting yet funny enough to stick.

2. The Overhyped Cold Open

Networks spent days hyping his return as “the most anticipated monologue in late-night history.”

So naturally, Kimmel mocked the circus by showing up in a bear suit, with Guillermo dressed as a banana. Absurd but absolutely effective.

3. Robert De Niro as FCC Chairman

In a surprise cameo, De Niro appeared via “satellite” to parody the FCC’s crackdown. Channelling his mobster energy, he dropped gems like, “Our new motto: sticks and stones may break your bones.” It was a long bit, but De Niro’s delivery carried it.

4. Throwing Shade at Disney Drama

Kimmel wasted no time poking fun at ABC’s affiliates for dropping his show.

“If you’re just joining us, we’re preempting your regularly scheduled encore of Family Feud,” he quipped.

A jab so quick and precise, it landed like a knockout punch.

In just one night, Kimmel reminded viewers why he’s been a late-night staple for two decades. Vulnerable yet biting, heartfelt yet hilarious, his comeback monologue wasn’t just a return; it was a statement.

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