Donald Trump begs suburban women for votes: ‘will you please like me?'

By Melanie Aiden

October 16, 2020
Donald Trump begs suburban women for votes: ‘will you please like me?'

Donald Trump left, not only the Pennsylvania electoral rally, but the internet in fits of laughter, all due to his recent 'plea'. The plea in question comes in light of a recent census, one that reveals the level of disdain suburban woman share for the president, and their less-than-probable likelihood of voting him in for a second term.

Trump began his comments with a ‘quick plea’ since “I don’t have that much time to be that nice” and was even quoted saying, "Do me a favor, suburban women, would you please like me?” after all "I saved your damn neighborhood, okay?"

“The other thing, I don’t have that much time to be that nice. You know, I can do it, but I got to go quickly. We don’t have time. They want me to be politically correct. ‘Oh, yes lets discuss it. Let’s talk about it over the next 10 years.’ No, no no.”

“No, we saved suburbia in the U.S. I got rid of a regulation that was a disaster and it was very unfair and you’ve been reading about it for a very long time.”